I FUCKING LOVE YOUSE, I’M PISSED UP, I NEED A FUCKING KEBAB OR A DONNER PIZZA, AYE, I’LL HAVE A DONNER PIZZA AND 2 LITRE BOTTLE OF IRN BRU, NAW MATE, FULL FAT, FUCK SAKE, AYE FUCK SOME CHILLI SAUCE ALL OVER THAT WILL YOU PAL? NICE ONE, SEE YOU LATER BIG CHAP.
oh my days, my head, why are bins on fire? Why is there a shopping trolley in my bed? I’ll never get that quid back. Why I have I painted a mural of Ole Gunner Solskjar on the shoulders of Eric Cantona on my living room wall? Why is my wife so angry? Did I brush my teeth last night with the toilet brush?
I don’t remember anything after my second sip of Glenfarclas 105, it might have been good, I don’t think it really matters.
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